A Teacher.....18 ++++ rude word may offend

[pixie666]

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students.. 'Human beings are the only animals that stutter', she says.

�A little girl raises her hand 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered', she volunteered.

�The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.

�'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!

�'That must've been scary', said the teacher. '

�It sure was', said the little girl. 'My kitty raised his back, went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'... And before he could say ' Fuuck' , the Rottweiler ate him!
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[Lucky Winner]

  That was a rippa, thanks for giving me a laugh.

[ally1981]

very funny