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« : Saturday 10 January 2009, 04:52:46 pm »
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Good Luck, your Australian citizenship depends on this! Laughing
 

1. Do you understand the meaning, but are unable to explain the origin of, the term 'died in the ar**'?
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2. What is a "bloody little beauty?"
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3. Are these terms related: chuck a sickie; chuck a spaz; chuck a U-ey?
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4. Explain the following passage: 'In the arvo last Chrissy the relos rocked up for a barbie, some bevvies and a few snags. After a bit of a Bex and a lie down we opened the pressies, scoffed all the chockies, bickies and lollies. Then we drained a few tinnies and Mum did her block after Dad and Steve had a barney and a bit of biffo.'
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5. Complete the following sentences:
a) 'If the van's rockin' don't bother ..........?
b) You're going home in the back of a ...........?
c) Fair crack of the ............?
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6. I've had a gutful and I can't be fagged. Discuss
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7. Have you ever been on the giving or receiving end of a wedgie?
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8. Do you have a friend or relative who has a car in their front yard 'up on blocks'? Is his name Bruce and does he have a wife called Cheryl?
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9. Does your family regularly eat a dish involving mincemeat, cabbage, curry powder and a packet of chicken noodle soup called either chow mein, chop suey or kai see ming?
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10. What are the ingredients in a rissole?
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11. Demonstrate the correct procedure for eating a Tim Tam.
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12. Do you have an Aunty Irene who smokes 30 cigarettes a day and sounds like a bloke?
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13. In any two-hour period have you ever eaten three-bean salad, a chop and two serves of pav washed down with someone else's beer that has been flogged from a bath full of ice?
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14. When you go to a bring- your-own-meat barbie can you eat other people's meat or are you only allowed to eat your own?
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15. What purple root vegetable beginning with the letter 'b' is required by law to be included in a hamburger with the lot?
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16. Do you own or have you ever owned a Victa, a pair of thongs, an Esky or Ugg boots?
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17. Is it possible to 'prang a car' while doing 'circle work'?
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18. Who would you like to crack on to?
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19. Who is the most Australian: Kevin 'Bloody' Wilson, John 'True Blue' Williamson, Kylie Minogue or Warnie?
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20. Is there someone you are only mates with because they own a trailer or have a pool?
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21. What does "sinkin p*** at a mates joint and getten para?" mean?

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« Reply #1 : Saturday 10 January 2009, 05:01:15 pm »
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That's hilarious!  Thanks for that!

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« Reply #2 : Saturday 10 January 2009, 05:07:11 pm »
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« Reply #3 : Saturday 10 January 2009, 05:24:47 pm »
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Much harder than the one I did - could anyone further my pommy education -  especially 1, 3b, Bex? 5b, victa? circle work?  Even though I know Australia's home and I feel I belong I still can't remember which stores take Fly-Buys!
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« Reply #4 : Saturday 10 January 2009, 05:37:31 pm »
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I'm a pommy too..... Laughing

1 = broken down.
3 = Used to be a headache powder.
5 = Victa mower


FlyBuys = Coles, Target etc etc

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« Reply #5 : Saturday 10 January 2009, 11:54:17 pm »
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Would this be a fair translation for No 4?  Very Happy  Just for those from overseas...

 In the afternoon of last Christmas, the relatives arrived for a barbeque, some drinks and a few sausages.  After a headache pill and a rest, we opened the presents, ate all the chocolates, biscuits and sweets.  Then we drank a few tinned beers and Mum got angry after Dad and Steve had an argument and bit of a physical fight.
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« Reply #6 : Sunday 11 January 2009, 12:06:35 am »
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Would this be a fair translation for No 4?  Very Happy  Just for those from overseas...

 In the afternoon of last Christmas, the relatives arrived for a barbeque, some drinks and a few sausages.  After a headache pill and a rest, we opened the presents, ate all the chocolates, biscuits and sweets.  Then we drank a few tinned beers and Mum got angry after Dad and Steve had an argument and bit of a physical fight.

Not bad - or alternatively:

Last Christmas the family turned up, as always in the afternoon when all the work had been done, to scrounge some food.  They expected the full works - home made cranberry sauce, brussel sprouts, stuffing with ten tons of turkey and a ham followed by plum pudding, christmas cake and chocolate cake for the kids who don't like plum pudding - aargh!.  After dinner I had to take an aspirin and have a lie down, then finally the kids wore us down and we let them have their pressies as we scoffed all the roses, shortbread and midget gems.  After a couple or ten beers I got really p**d off when Dad and Steve had a row and came to blows.                 

Oh, I miss those family Christmases with the rain pouring and getting jumpers, boots and thermal undies for presents
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« Reply #7 : Sunday 11 January 2009, 12:10:28 am »
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Could you translate that back into Aussie for us please disco?  scratch  hehehe.  

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« Reply #8 : Sunday 11 January 2009, 12:13:39 am »
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That's hilarious calpot...  and no Sylph...once was enough! Laughing
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