Old men may walk slow BUT think F A S T

[teash]

In  Queensland l had owned a large property for several years  I had a dam in one of the lower paddocks where I had planted mango and avocado trees. 

The dam had been fixed up for swimming when it was built and I also had some picnic tables placed there in the shade of the fruit trees.
 
One evening I decided to go down to the dam to look it over, as I hadn't been there for a while.  I grabbed a ten litre bucket to bring back some fruit. 

As I neared the dam, I heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.  As I came closer I saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in my dam.  I made the women aware of my presence and they all went to the deep end.
 
One of the women shouted to me, 'We're not coming out until you leave!'  I frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the dam naked.'


Holding the bucket up , 'I'm here to feed the crocodile.'
 

Moral: Old men may walk slow, but they can still think fast.

[dalby]

 

[Anne60]

Good one teash!....Thanks for the laugh

[fizzybubbles]

nice one