Faster than Hell

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Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.
They faxed. They e-mailed. They e-mailed with attachments. They downloaded. They did spreadsheets. They wrote reports.  They created labels and cards.  They created charts and graphs.  They did some genealogy reports.  They did every job known to man.
Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.
Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed, and the power went off.
Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld.
Jesus just sighed.
Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming: “It’s gone! It’s all GONE!! I lost everything when the power went out!”
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work.
Satan observed this and became irate. “Wait!” he screamed, “that’s not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don’t have any?”
God just shrugged and said, “Jesus saves.”