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« : Sunday 03 July 2011, 04:04:05 pm »
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Why am I Depressed?  Here's why..................!

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel  , "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."

Then,
Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."

But
Today, the government has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!
 Mad

I was quite depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, and everything...

So,
I called the Suicide Hotline  (I had to press 1 for English). Shocked

And guess what?
I was connected to a call centre...in  Pakistan  .  I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck!!!

 Confused

 
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