Seniors Tax Return

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I just received an audit on my tax return for 2012 back from the ATO. It puzzles me!!!
They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.
I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?"
I replied: 2 million illegal immigrants; 1 million crack heads;
2 million unemployed people on the dole,
25,000 people in over 123 prisons, 26,000 boat people, 535 persons in the Aust Parliament and Senate."
1 useless PM.
Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.
I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO The Hell DID I MISS?