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« : Monday 17 March 2014, 11:49:39 am »
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An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones.
 
The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.
 
One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send
 
her husband a romantic text message and she wrote the following:
 
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
 If you are laughing, send me your smile.
 If you are eating, send me a bite.
 If you are drinking, send me a sip.
 If you are crying, send me your tears.
 I love you.
 
The husband texted back to her: "I'm on the toilet. Please advise."
 " do you want me to send you my S_ _ T ".....
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