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A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?" "Of course. What may I do for you?"
 
"Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday. The dryer is unopened and well over the Customs limits; and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"
 
"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."
 
"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."
 
When they reached the Customs area, she let the priest go ahead of her.
 
The official asked: "Father, do you have anything to declare?"
 
"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."
 
The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"
 
"I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."
 
Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father."
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« Reply #1 : Friday 21 March 2014, 10:33:27 PM »
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Love it Volcano...a great joke!
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