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« : Tuesday 06 May 2008, 02:30:36 pm »
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 Very Happy Facecloth  Very Happy
 
 Laughing  This is so very funny you've gotta read it  Laughing
 
  This has to be read, laughed at and passed on. There is not a
   woman alive today who won't crack up over this!  Very Happy


  I was due for a smear with the doctor later in the week. Early
   one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell
  me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I
   had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it
  was already around 8:45 am. The trip to his office took about
   35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare.
 
   As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over
  hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going
  to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs,
   threw off my pyjamas, wet the facecloth that was sitting next
   to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make
   sure I was at least presentable. I threw the facecloth in the
   clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and
   raced to my appointment.

   I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was
   called in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped
   up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and
   pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million
   miles away. I was a little surprised when the doctor said,
   "My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?"
 
   I didn't respond.
 
   After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home.
  The rest of the day was normal - some shopping, cleaning, &
   cooking.
 
   After school when my 7 year old daughter was playing, she
   called out from the bathroom, "Mummy, where's my facecloth?"
   I told her to get another one from the cupboard.
   She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it
   had all my glitter saved inside it."
 
   NEVER going back to that doctor ever!!
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« Reply #1 : Wednesday 07 May 2008, 07:26:41 pm »
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ha ha ha ha...i am going to print this out and give it to my doctor...we have had conversations about this very topic!  she will love it~!  hahahahahahaha
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« Reply #2 : Wednesday 07 May 2008, 09:04:39 pm »
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hehe that's funny and reminds me of a story that happened in England a long long time ago...

I don't know if anyone on here is from England and old enought to remember the Green Shields Stamps!!!!
but they were stamps you collected when purchasing things from shops and you had to lick the back of them and stick them in a little book (to collect prizes from the Green Shield Shop)... anyway

this woman was going to the hosp to have her post natal check up and after waiting a while in the surgery deceided to pop in the toilet to give herself a wipe with her hankie!!  Confused.. then she was called in on the bed .. knees up pull apart...  Laughing you know that bit.. lol.. anyway the examining doc took a look and said "I did'nt know they came with Green Shield"!!!! lol  Laughing Laughing she must of had a stamp stuck on her hankie and transferred it without knowing!!!  Embarassed
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« Reply #3 : Wednesday 28 May 2008, 03:07:47 pm »
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that was a good one, lol
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« Reply #4 : Thursday 29 May 2008, 04:11:39 pm »
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ha ha ha, I like it!
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« Reply #5 : Thursday 29 May 2008, 04:44:08 pm »
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Very...very good................... put a smile on my face  Smile Smile
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