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« : Friday 16 May 2008, 09:48:45 am »
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Should children witness childbirth?

 

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Jenny, a 3-yr old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Jenny did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Conner was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Conner began to cry.

 

The paramedic then thanked Jenny for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-year old what she thought about what she had just witnessed. Jenny quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place......smack his ass again!"

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« Reply #1 : Tuesday 20 May 2008, 12:47:12 pm »
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oh thats funny
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« Reply #2 : Tuesday 20 May 2008, 12:58:18 pm »
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How wonderful, I love it.
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