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Title: Old men may walk slow BUT think F A S T Post by: teash on Friday 09 January 2009, 08:51:26 pm In Queensland l had owned a large property for several years I had a dam in one of the lower paddocks where I had planted mango and avocado trees.
The dam had been fixed up for swimming when it was built and I also had some picnic tables placed there in the shade of the fruit trees. One evening I decided to go down to the dam to look it over, as I hadn't been there for a while. I grabbed a ten litre bucket to bring back some fruit. As I neared the dam, I heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As I came closer I saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in my dam. I made the women aware of my presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to me, 'We're not coming out until you leave!' I frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the dam naked.' Holding the bucket up , 'I'm here to feed the crocodile.' Moral: Old men may walk slow, but they can still think fast. Title: Re: Old men may walk slow BUT think F A S T Post by: dalby on Saturday 17 January 2009, 11:43:17 pm :lol:
Title: Re: Old men may walk slow BUT think F A S T Post by: Anne60 on Sunday 18 January 2009, 09:39:38 pm Good one teash!....Thanks for the laugh :-)
Title: Re: Old men may walk slow BUT think F A S T Post by: fizzybubbles on Sunday 18 January 2009, 10:06:50 pm nice one
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