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Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: volcano on Wednesday 28 December 2011, 01:51:04 pm



Title: christmas crackers
Post by: volcano on Wednesday 28 December 2011, 01:51:04 pm
Any one get any good - or really bad christmas cracker jokes?

One I really like -

What do you call a train full of toffee?

A chew chew train!

Well it was better than the jokes everyone else at dinner got!


Title: Re: christmas crackers
Post by: snuggle1 on Wednesday 28 December 2011, 02:32:43 pm
"Q: What do elves learn in school?

A: The elf-abet"


Title: Re: christmas crackers
Post by: volcano on Friday 30 December 2011, 10:43:03 am
What do you call 2 robbers?

A pair of knickers!


Title: Re: christmas crackers
Post by: ozpain on Friday 30 December 2011, 11:07:55 am
Why was Santas little helper depressed?

He had low ELF esteem