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Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: doc on Tuesday 06 November 2012, 04:21:16 pm



Title: Divorced Barbie....
Post by: doc on Tuesday 06 November 2012, 04:21:16 pm
One  day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly  remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.He pulls over to a  Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those  Barbie's in the display window?'The salesperson answers,  'Which one do you mean, Sir? We  have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95,  Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina  Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie  for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95'.

The  amazed father asks: 'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie  $265.95 and the others only $19.95?'

The  annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers:  'Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House,  Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's  Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's  b***s.

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