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Title: new diet Post by: volcano on Wednesday 11 December 2013, 03:13:13 pm An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. 'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, then eat regularly again for 2 days then skip a day ... And repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds.' When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 lbs! 'That's amazing!' the doctor said, 'Did you follow my instructions?' The Irishman nodded: 'I'll tell you what though, I taut I were going to drop dead on dat tird day.' 'You mean from the hunger?' asked the doctor. 'No, from the skippin!' |