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Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: sandybottoms on Tuesday 11 February 2014, 04:10:31 pm



Title: There's Nair time...
Post by: sandybottoms on Tuesday 11 February 2014, 04:10:31 pm
*My wife found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she
took it to the veterinarian.*
 
*The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both
ears, and the dog could then hear fine.The vet then proceeded to tell Andrea
that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the store
and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a
month.   Andrea went to the store and bought some "Nair" hair remover.  At
the register, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under
your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."Andrea said, "I'm not using
it under my arms."The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs,
don't use body lotion for a couple of days."Andrea replied, "I'm not using
it on my legs either.  If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer."  *
 
*The pharmacist said, "Well, stay off your bicycle for about a week."*