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Title: These are 30 things people actually said in court, word for word. Post by: snuggle1 on Monday 31 March 2008, 07:45:13 am From: http://www.jokes.com.au/mambo/index.php?option=com_mtree&task=viewlink&link_id=207&Itemid=66
There are thirty in total, I have picked three of my favourites. 10. Q: Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing? A: Yes. Q: Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car? A: Yes, sir. Q: What did she say? A: What disco am I at? 17. Q: You were there until the time you left, is that true? 30. Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? A: No. Q: Did you check for blood pressure? A: No. Q: Did you check for breathing? A: No. Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? A: No. Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor? A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. Q: But could the patient have still been alive never the less? A: It is possible that he could have been alive and practising law somewhere. |