Australian Competitions Club

2 bloke's are sitting at a bar on the 50th level of a hotel.

One says to the other - "you know, if I jump out of the window the wind will suck me back into a lower floor and I will survive."

To which the reply is naturally - "bull%@t mate."

So the first bloke jumps out the window and sure enough he gets sucked back in and lives, he goes back up to the 50th story and says - "see mate, I told you."

To which the reply is - "do it again, I can't believe it." So the first bloke jumps again and sure enough, the same result applies. Up he goes to gloat to his mate about being right, but this time he says - "why don't you give it a try?"

So the second bloke jumps out and falls 50 stories to his death! The first bloke sighs and orders another drink. The bartender looks at him and says - "your a bastard when you're drunk, superman."

 :D never expected that  !  funny  :D

bloody good one :D