Australian Competitions Club

Good Luck, your Australian citizenship depends on this! Laughing
 

1. Do you understand the meaning, but are unable to explain the origin of, the term 'died in the ar**'?
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2. What is a "bloody little beauty?"
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3. Are these terms related: chuck a sickie; chuck a spaz; chuck a U-ey?
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4. Explain the following passage: 'In the arvo last Chrissy the relos rocked up for a barbie, some bevvies and a few snags. After a bit of a Bex and a lie down we opened the pressies, scoffed all the chockies, bickies and lollies. Then we drained a few tinnies and Mum did her block after Dad and Steve had a barney and a bit of biffo.'
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5. Complete the following sentences:
a) 'If the van's rockin' don't bother ..........?
b) You're going home in the back of a ...........?
c) Fair crack of the ............?
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6. I've had a gutful and I can't be fagged. Discuss
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7. Have you ever been on the giving or receiving end of a wedgie?
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8. Do you have a friend or relative who has a car in their front yard 'up on blocks'? Is his name Bruce and does he have a wife called Cheryl?
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9. Does your family regularly eat a dish involving mincemeat, cabbage, curry powder and a packet of chicken noodle soup called either chow mein, chop suey or kai see ming?
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10. What are the ingredients in a rissole?
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11. Demonstrate the correct procedure for eating a Tim Tam.
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12. Do you have an Aunty Irene who smokes 30 cigarettes a day and sounds like a bloke?
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13. In any two-hour period have you ever eaten three-bean salad, a chop and two serves of pav washed down with someone else's beer that has been flogged from a bath full of ice?
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14. When you go to a bring- your-own-meat barbie can you eat other people's meat or are you only allowed to eat your own?
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15. What purple root vegetable beginning with the letter 'b' is required by law to be included in a hamburger with the lot?
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16. Do you own or have you ever owned a Victa, a pair of thongs, an Esky or Ugg boots?
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17. Is it possible to 'prang a car' while doing 'circle work'?
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18. Who would you like to crack on to?
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19. Who is the most Australian: Kevin 'Bloody' Wilson, John 'True Blue' Williamson, Kylie Minogue or Warnie?
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20. Is there someone you are only mates with because they own a trailer or have a pool?
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21. What does "sinkin p*** at a mates joint and getten para?" mean?

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That's hilarious!  Thanks for that!

:)

 :evil4:

Much harder than the one I did - could anyone further my pommy education -  especially 1, 3b, Bex? 5b, victa? circle work?  Even though I know Australia's home and I feel I belong I still can't remember which stores take Fly-Buys!

I'm a pommy too..... :lol:

1 = broken down.
3 = Used to be a headache powder.
5 = Victa mower


FlyBuys = Coles, Target etc etc

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Would this be a fair translation for No 4?  :D  Just for those from overseas...

 In the afternoon of last Christmas, the relatives arrived for a barbeque, some drinks and a few sausages.  After a headache pill and a rest, we opened the presents, ate all the chocolates, biscuits and sweets.  Then we drank a few tinned beers and Mum got angry after Dad and Steve had an argument and bit of a physical fight.

Not bad - or alternatively:

Last Christmas the family turned up, as always in the afternoon when all the work had been done, to scrounge some food.  They expected the full works - home made cranberry sauce, brussel sprouts, stuffing with ten tons of turkey and a ham followed by plum pudding, christmas cake and chocolate cake for the kids who don't like plum pudding - aargh!.  After dinner I had to take an aspirin and have a lie down, then finally the kids wore us down and we let them have their pressies as we scoffed all the roses, shortbread and midget gems.  After a couple or ten beers I got really p**d off when Dad and Steve had a row and came to blows.                 

Oh, I miss those family Christmases with the rain pouring and getting jumpers, boots and thermal undies for presents

Could you translate that back into Aussie for us please disco?  :scratch:  hehehe.  

(yep, by the way). :)

That's hilarious calpot...  and no Sylph...once was enough! :lol: