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Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: psychocat on Thursday 05 March 2009, 06:24:33 pm



Title: Bras
Post by: psychocat on Thursday 05 March 2009, 06:24:33 pm
What denomination is your bra??


The Catholic type supports the masses.
 The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
 The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and
 The Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills.


*I hope this doesn't cause offence to anyone who happens to belong to one of these denominations.  I'm a Christian myself, and I personally find this just cute and funny, but not offensive!









 Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters
 used to define bra sizes?
 If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood
 for, it is about time you became informed!

 (A} Almost Boobs...
{B} Barely there.
 {C} Can't Complain!
 {D} Dang!
 {DD} Double dang!
 {E} Enormous!
 {F} Fake.
 {G} Get a Reduction.
 {H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !



Title: Re: Bras
Post by: disco on Thursday 05 March 2009, 07:29:43 pm
I thought it was just funny  ;D  And nearly fell of the chair in part 2...


Title: Re: Bras
Post by: psychocat on Thursday 05 March 2009, 09:08:05 pm
I thought it was just funny  ;D  And nearly fell of the chair in part 2...

Glad you liked it disco!  I'm size B and "Barely There" pretty much sums it up for me!