Australian Competitions Club

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> Some guy bought a new fridge for his house.
> To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a
> sign on it saying: 'Free to good home. You want it, you take it.'
> For three days the fridge sat there without anyone looking twice.
> He eventually decided that people were too mistrustful of this deal.
> So he changed the sign to read: 'Fridge for sale $50.'
>
> The next day someone stole it!
>
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I stopped at Mc Donald’s and ordered some fries. The girl behind the counter said “would you like some fries with that?”
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> *One day I was walking down the beach with
> some friends when someone shouted....
> 'Look at that dead bird!'
> Someone looked up at the sky and said...'where?'
>
> They walk among us!
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> While looking at a house, my brother asked the
> estate agent which direction was north because
> he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning.
> She asked, 'Does the sun rise in the north?'
> My brother explained that the sun rises in the east
> and has for sometime. She shook her head and said,
> 'Oh, I don't keep up with all that stuff......'
>
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> My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria,
> when we overheard an admin girl talking about the
> sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the beach.
> She drove down in a convertible, but said
> she 'didn't think she'd get sunburned
> because the car was moving'.
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> My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car
> which is designed to cut through a seat belt
> if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the car trunk.
>
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 I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman
> with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain.
> My friend said, 'Ouch! The chain must rip
> out every time she turns her head!"
> I had to explain that a person's nose and ear
> remain the same distance apart no
> matter which way the head is turned...
>
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-I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area and.
> went to the lost luggage office and reported the loss.
> The woman there smiled and told me not to worry
> because she was a trained professional and
> said I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked me,
> 'Has your plane arrived yet?'...
> (I work with professionals like this.)
>
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 While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man
> ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and
> the cook asked him if he would like it cut
> into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time
> then said 'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry
> enough to eat 6 pieces.
>
> They Walk Among Us!
>
> :
> A noted psychiatrist was a guest speaker at an academic function where Nancy Pelosi happened to appear. Ms Pelosi took the opportunity to schmooze the good doctor a bit and asked him a question with which he was most at ease.
>
> 'Would you mind telling me, Doctor,' she asked, 'how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?'
>
> 'Nothing is easier,' he replied. 'You ask a simple question which anyone should answer with no trouble. If the person hesitates, that puts you on the track.'
>
> 'What sort of question?' asked Pelosi.
>
> Well, you might ask, 'Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?''
>
> Pelosi thought a moment, and then said with a nervous laugh, 'You wouldn't happen to have another example would you? I must confess I don't know much about history.'

I think that you might consider adding this, I called up the then Human Resources Manager of a company that I was then working for to advise that a federal government body had determined that I had been underpaid intermittently for several months.

I got this response, "Do you really think that a company the size of (company name) would breach legislation."

I responded with, "Yes", and gave several examples, the same federal government body also found that a document that she had written to me, in part, breached another part of a federal workplace document.