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Title: The Women's Stress Coping Diet Post by: sylph on Friday 05 March 2010, 08:15:03 pm This is a specially formulated diet designed to help WOMEN cope with the stress that builds during the day
BREAKFAST 1 Grapefruit 1 slice wholemeal toast 1 cup skimmed milk LUNCH 1 small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach 1 cup herbal tea 1 biscuit AFTERNOON TEA The rest of the biscuits from the packet 1 tub of Gino Ginelli ice cream with chocolate topping DINNER 4 bottles of wine (red or white) 2 loaves garlic bread 1 family size Supreme pizza 3 chocolate bars LATE NIGHT SNACK 1 whole cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer) REMEMBER : 'stressed' spelled backwards is 'desserts' Send this to four women and you will lose two kilograms Send this to all the women you know (or ever knew) and you will lose 10 kgs IF you delete this message you will gain 10 kgs Finally, here's some advice for you: Dr. Neil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started....... So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished; and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonay , a bole of Baileys, a butle of Kehuha, a pockage of biscuits , the mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke, some saltins an a bax a cholates.. Yu haf no idr who gud I fel. Title: Re: The Women's Stress Coping Diet Post by: snuggle1 on Saturday 06 March 2010, 01:03:46 pm Hilarious! If only I had most of the items on the above list...
Title: Re: The Women's Stress Coping Diet Post by: pollycat on Friday 09 April 2010, 08:10:52 pm Now that's my type of diet! (Especially the last part!)
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