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Title: Women's wisdom
Post by: volcano on Saturday 19 February 2011, 12:13:06 pm
With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information and
wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out
to the rest of our bodies. So we aren't heavy, we are enormously cultured,
educated and happy.

Beginning today, when I look at my backside in the mirror I will think,
Good grief, look how smart I am!
 


Must be where 'Smart Arse' came from!
 


Title: Re: Women's wisdom
Post by: puzzlefan on Tuesday 22 February 2011, 05:03:38 pm
roflmao if only that were true!!!