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Title: Very old UK entry Post by: calpot on Thursday 17 March 2011, 07:38:37 am Just read this on a UK comping site, thought you may like a look:
"Adult joke, winning slogan Have you ever struggled to come up with the killer slogan? Well this is fab. This is from an email that was sent to me a few days ago, I couldn't delete it without sharing it with you. Please be warned it has adult language in it..... Carnation Milk 65 Years Ago ....This is PRICELESS A little old lady from Wisconsin had worked in and around her family dairy farms since she was old enough to walk, with hours of hard work and little compensation. When canned Carnation Milk became available in grocery stores in approximately the 1940s, she read an advertisement offering $5,000 for the best slogan. The producers wanted a rhyme beginning With 'Carnation Milk is best of all.' She thought to herself, I know all about milk and dairy farms. I can do this! She sent in her entry, and several weeks later, a black limo pulled up in front of her house. A man got out and said, 'Carnation' LOVED your entry so much! We are here to award you $2,000 even though we will not be able to use it!' Carnation milk is best of all no tits to pull no hay to haul no buckets to wash no **** to pitch just poke a hole in the son of a bitch! " Title: Re: Very old UK entry Post by: justtee09 on Thursday 17 March 2011, 09:25:39 am Calpot thank you...havent laughed soooo hard in ages...that is just priceless :D
Title: Re: Very old UK entry Post by: Arran on Thursday 17 March 2011, 09:36:28 am That is just brilliant!
Title: Re: Very old UK entry Post by: goodgolly on Thursday 17 March 2011, 10:10:24 am Hahahahaha.. That is fantastic! LOVE it! :D
Title: Re: Very old UK entry Post by: wattle on Thursday 17 March 2011, 11:43:56 am That's so funny....old dairy farmer here, I've pulled a few tittys in my time. :P
Title: Re: Very old UK entry Post by: mrskiwi on Thursday 17 March 2011, 12:21:17 pm Love it, I so hope thats a true story, I'm going to send it to a few people who may need a laugh!
Title: Re: Very old UK entry Post by: reet57 on Thursday 17 March 2011, 01:36:47 pm Bwahahahaha :evil4: :evil4: :evil4: :evil4: :evil4:
Title: Re: Very old UK entry Post by: tansy7 on Tuesday 07 February 2012, 01:42:58 am I laughed too. :D
Would have been nice if it was true but Snopes says its false. http://www.snopes.com/business/deals/carnation.asp |