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Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: volcano on Wednesday 20 July 2011, 12:53:41 pm



Title: a naughty night out!
Post by: volcano on Wednesday 20 July 2011, 12:53:41 pm
One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. 'Tie me up,' she purred, 'and you can do anything you want.' So he tied her up and  went golfing.


Title: Re: a naughty night out!
Post by: Exonissi on Friday 22 July 2011, 09:54:54 pm
Two campers are hiking in the woods when one is bitten on the rear end by a rattlesnake. "I’ll go into town for a doctor," the other says. He runs ten miles to a small town and finds the town’s only doctor, who is delivering a baby. "I can’t leave," the doctor says. ‘But here’s what to do. Take a knife, cut a little X where the bite is, suck out the poison and spit it on the ground." The guy ruins back to his friend, who is in agony. ‘What did the doctor say?" the victim asks. "He says you’re gonna die."