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Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: volcano on Thursday 31 May 2012, 07:55:13 pm



Title: New Supermaket - read right to the end!
Post by: volcano on Thursday 31 May 2012, 07:55:13 pm
A while ago a new supermarket opened on the coast.

It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce

fresh.

Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant

thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing

and there is the scent of freshly mowed hay.


In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal

grilled steaks with onions.


When you approach the egg case, you hear hens

clucking and cackling, and the air is filled with the

pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.


The bread department features the tantalizing smell of

fresh baked bread and cookies.


I don't buy toilet paper there anymore.