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Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: oldfellow on Monday 31 October 2016, 11:14:25 am



Title: Modern Love Story
Post by: oldfellow on Monday 31 October 2016, 11:14:25 am
Modern Love Story...
 
 
An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their mobile phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.
 
 
  One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee.
 
 
 
She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:
 
 
  "If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears.  I love you."
 
 
  The husband texted back to her: 
 
 
  "I'm on the toilet.    Please advise."