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Title: Not tonight honey Post by: Monchika on Saturday 03 November 2007, 12:37:13 pm I have never understood why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much.
FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. The passion starts to heat up, when she eventually said "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to hear..."You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She then responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me?, for who I am and not for what I do in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a good lunch and then went shopping at a very big department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to complement her new clothes, so I said "Let's get a pair for each outfit". We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings.Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she then asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all, dear, let's go to the cashier." I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it." Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled............"WHAT? I then said "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?" Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either. Title: Re: Not tonight honey Post by: muddy on Thursday 27 December 2007, 02:57:45 pm :sign5: :sign5: :sign5: oohhh how sweet is revenge.......... :laughing6: :laughing5: :laughing7:
Title: Re: Not tonight honey Post by: thinkingmum on Thursday 27 December 2007, 05:29:19 pm Love it!!!
Title: Re: Not tonight honey Post by: argistla on Friday 11 April 2008, 05:03:37 pm this joke would have to be from a man,after he was told it by a woman.great 1 mate :lol:
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