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Title: Forgiving Your Enemies
Post by: steve56 on Thursday 22 May 2008, 02:09:30 pm
Forgiving Your Enemies

All women should live so long as to be this kind of old lady

Toward the end of Sunday sevice the Minister asked "How many of you have forgiven your enemies"

80% held up there hands
The Minister then repeated the question
all responded this time  except one small elderly lady

"Mrs Neely that is very unusual How old are you

Ninety Eight she replied

"Oh Mrs Neely would you please come down in front and tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years and not have an enemy in the world

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle faced the congregation and said

Ive Outlived The B*tches



Title: Re: Forgiving Your Enemies
Post by: RIKMIK on Friday 23 May 2008, 10:41:12 am
 :lol: THAT'S A GOOD ONE! :lol:


Title: Re: Forgiving Your Enemies
Post by: fizzybubbles on Monday 09 June 2008, 01:21:30 pm
that's a good one.  i will send it to my girlfriends who are currently emeshed in a four-sided catfight.