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Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: racsoo on Sunday 22 June 2008, 11:10:22 pm



Title: The Sneeze!!
Post by: racsoo on Sunday 22 June 2008, 11:10:22 pm
A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class
section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently
wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds.
The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed
again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, then shuddered violently once
more. Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man was still
curious about the shuddering. A few more minutes passed when the woman
sneezed yet again. As before she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body
shaking ever more than before.
Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman and said,
"I couldn't help but notice that you've sneezed three times, wiped your
nose and then shuddered violently. Are you ok?"
"I am sorry if I disturbed you, I have a very rare medical condition;
whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm."
The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious. "I have never
heard of that condition before" he said. " Are you taking anything for
it?"
"Yes," the woman nodded. "Pepper."