Australian Competitions Club

Great responses

He said . . . I don't now why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said . . . You wear pants don't you?

He said . . . Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you really badly.
She said . . . Well, you succeeded!

He said . . .Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . . . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

He said - What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said - Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said - Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said - I would but you're never there.

On a wall in a ladies room . . . "My husband follows me everywhere"
Written just below it - " I do not"