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Title: Questions kids asked but we just couldn't answer: Post by: racsoo on Saturday 05 July 2008, 11:48:41 pm Questions kids asked but we just couldn't answer:
Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why is a boxing ring square? Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips? Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is it that rain drops but snow falls? Why is it that to stop Windows 95, you have to click on "Start"? Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary? Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance? Title: Re: Questions kids asked but we just couldn't answer: Post by: Major Tom on Saturday 05 July 2008, 11:52:09 pm Questions kids asked but we just couldn't answer: Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? hehe..just being morbid here...but it was to prevent the theft of the body by graverobbers..usually for sale to medical students and hospitals for practice... you wanna know why doctors know what the inside of us looks like..because their predecessors paid for dead bodies to cut open... and people made a living selling them... :P Title: Re: Questions kids asked but we just couldn't answer: Post by: ourjem on Sunday 06 July 2008, 12:02:35 am mmmm........nice.
Title: Re: Questions kids asked but we just couldn't answer: Post by: racsoo on Sunday 06 July 2008, 01:52:58 am Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? thank goodness ,just as well it wasn't to stop the body escaping he he Title: Re: Questions kids asked but we just couldn't answer: Post by: freebee on Sunday 06 July 2008, 02:41:53 am Your children need to watch "Mousehunt" - th film about two brothers who inherit a decrepit house that is home to a supermouse.
In the very beginning of the film, the funeral is held for their father. The coffin is dropped - and I think the father falls out and goes on a journey through several obstacles - quite funny. Now that I am typing, I think that he fell out??? |