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Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: racsoo on Saturday 12 July 2008, 01:07:57 am



Title: Grandma changed
Post by: racsoo on Saturday 12 July 2008, 01:07:57 am
Grandma changed                   

In the dim and distant past grandma changed                   
When life's tempo wasn't so fast,
Grandma used to rock and knit,
Crochet, tat and baby sit.

When the kids were in a jam,
They could always call on Gram.
But today she's in the gym
Exercising to keep slim.

She's checking the web or surfing the net,
Sending some e-mail or placing a bet.
Nothing seems to stop or block her,
Now that Grandma's off her rocker.