Australian Competitions Club

 I'D LOVE TO BE EIGHT AGAIN
 A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.
 'I'd love to be eight again' she replied.
 On the morning of her birthday, he arose early and made her a bowl of
 Coco
 Pops and jammy toasties!
 He took her to Alton Towers and put her on every ride in the park:
 * The Death Slide
 * The Wall of Fear
 * The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster
 Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park.
 Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away they
 went
 to a McDonalds where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with
 extra
 fries and a refreshing chocolate milkshake.
 Then it was off to the movies: the latest Kiddies three hour epic
 cartoon, a
 hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her favourite lolly and
 M&Ms!
 What a fabulous adventure!
 Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto the bed
 exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and
 lovingly
 asked 'Well dear, what was it like being eight again?'
 Her eyes slowly opened and her expression changed to one of total
 realisation...'I meant my dress size, you bloody idiot !!!'
 The moral of this story: Even when a man is listening, he's still gonna
 get it wrong