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Title: Beware of Older Women....
Post by: doc on Friday 14 November 2008, 12:35:39 pm
I ended up  with an older woman at a club last night.                         
She  looked OK for a 61 year-old.                                               
In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter.   
                                               
We drank a bit, and had a bit of a snuggle, and then she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double. 
                                                     
'What's  that?' I asked. 
                                                       
'It's  a mother and daughter threesome,' she said. 
                             
I said, 'No' - excitedly.   
                                                   
We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was 'my lucky night'.   
       
I went back to her place.   
                                                       
She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mum, you still awake?'  :shock:
   


Title: Re: Beware of Older Women....
Post by: kazz on Friday 14 November 2008, 01:54:03 pm
 :D :D :D

lmao!!!!!!!


Title: Re: Beware of Older Women....
Post by: fizzybubbles on Wednesday 08 April 2009, 09:14:49 pm
ewwww....


Title: Re: Beware of Older Women....
Post by: DrLove on Wednesday 08 April 2009, 09:39:08 pm
 :D :D lol that is so funny lol  :lol: :lol: great joke   !!!!!!!!


Title: Re: Beware of Older Women....
Post by: blondie1973 on Wednesday 08 April 2009, 11:28:14 pm
(http://i334.photobucket.com/albums/m411/blondie29573/rofl.jpg?t=1239197133)


Title: Re: Beware of Older Women....
Post by: zen on Friday 10 April 2009, 04:48:00 pm
 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Title: Re: Beware of Older Women....
Post by: melbournelyn on Monday 13 April 2009, 05:10:35 pm
lol - love it!


Title: Re: Beware of Older Women....
Post by: Laura on Monday 13 April 2009, 07:04:54 pm
LMFAO


Title: Re: Beware of Older Women....
Post by: MissTree on Monday 13 April 2009, 07:35:33 pm
 :lol: Crack-up!!!  :lol: