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Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: sticky73 on Friday 14 November 2008, 02:09:05 pm



Title: The Stork
Post by: sticky73 on Friday 14 November 2008, 02:09:05 pm
THE STORK

The teacher was telling the kids about the birds and the bees and
she explained that when a man and a woman meet and fall in love,
nine months later the stork usually brings them a little baby from its nest.

Little Johnny at the back of the class put his hand up and asks the teacher,
"Are you sure about the stork, miss? I think you're getting your birds
mixed up 'cos my big sister just got a little baby, and she said it was
from a shag at the beach.!!!      :lol: