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« : Sunday 10 August 2014, 09:20:24 AM »
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 Working people frequently ask us retired people what
we do to make our days interesting.
Well, for example, just the other day my wife and
I went into town and visited a shop.
When we came out, there was a parking meter
cop writing out a parking ticket.
 
We went up to him and I said, 'Come on, man,
how about giving a senior citizen a break?'
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
I called him an a--hole . He glared at me and started
writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.
 
So Bev called him a s--t head. He finished the
second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing more tickets.
This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
 
Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it
and went home. We weren't too concerned about the
vehicle's owner
 
We try to have a little fun each day now
that we're retired. It's important at our age.
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 #Rofl      thumright 
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