A diamond ring! That's not booty-licious, that's SPOG-TASTIC! Enjoy your day in town 'shopping'!
A Stanley hacksaw here. Doesn't quite cut it after spog's news...
Very clever pun JBMarigold.
My cleverness has been of no use lately - barely a movie ticket.
spog - what was your skill? Flowery words of devotion, clever rhymes and puns, or something else?