Very old UK entry

[calpot]

Just read this on a UK comping site, thought you may like a look:

"Adult joke, winning slogan
Have you ever struggled to come up with the killer slogan?
Well this is fab.
This is from an email that was sent to me a few days ago, I couldn't delete it without sharing it with you.
Please be warned it has adult language in it.....



Carnation Milk 65 Years Ago ....This is PRICELESS

A little old lady from Wisconsin had worked in and around her family dairy farms since she was old enough to walk, with hours of hard work and little compensation.

When canned Carnation Milk became available in grocery stores in approximately the 1940s, she read an advertisement offering $5,000 for the best slogan. The producers wanted a rhyme beginning With 'Carnation Milk is best of all.'

She thought to herself, I know all about milk and dairy farms. I can do this! She sent in her entry, and several weeks later, a black limo pulled up in front of her house.

A man got out and said, 'Carnation' LOVED your entry so much! We are here to award you $2,000 even though we will not be able to use it!'










Carnation milk is best of all
no tits to pull no hay to haul
no buckets to wash no **** to pitch
just poke a hole in the son of a bitch!  "

[justtee09]

Calpot thank you...havent  laughed soooo hard in ages...that is just priceless 

[Arran]

That is just brilliant!

[goodgolly]

Hahahahaha.. That is fantastic! LOVE it!   

[wattle]

That's so funny....old dairy farmer here, I've pulled a few tittys in my time. 

[mrskiwi]

Love it, I so hope thats a true story, I'm going to send it to a few people who may need a laugh!

[reet57]

Bwahahahaha

[tansy7]

  I laughed too.    
Would have been nice if it was true but Snopes says its false.

http://www.snopes.com/business/deals/carnation.asp