Australian Competitions Now with Compfolio!
Comping Club HomeHelpCalendarRegisterLoginCompingclubHelp
   Sunday 15 September 2019, 08:09:31 pm   
Welcome to Australia's favourite competition website
*** Log in to experience the magic of the compingclub ***


We currently have 1,089 comps and freebies worth over $451,419,900.91 listed

That's over four hundred and fifty one million, four hundred and nineteen thousand, nine hundred and dollars worth of
holidays, cars, boats, cash, computers, kitchens, home furnishings and other prizes to be given away!



Australia's most popular competition website

Compingclub


Compingclub
Compingclub
933723 Total Posts (363556 Searchable Posts) in 223653 Topics by 40869 Members
Latest Member: Cathreenh
*
Comping Club  Australian Competitions Club
|-Comping Club  Discussions
| |-Comping Club  Jokes
| | |-Comping Club  Modern Love Story
Pages: 1 
Print
Author Topic: Modern Love Story  (Read 2714 times)  (Replies 0 posts)
0 Members and 0 Guests are viewing this topic.
oldfellow
Global Moderator
Comp Guru
*****
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 74,363

Recent Activity
100%

Top Poster


Aquarius
Aquarius


« : Monday 31 October 2016, 11:14:25 am »
Go Up

Modern Love Story...
 
 
An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their mobile phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.
 
 
  One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee.
 
 
 
She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:
 
 
  "If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears.  I love you."
 
 
  The husband texted back to her: 
 
 
  "I'm on the toilet.    Please advise."
 
Go for it, give it a tweet!             
          
          

Logged

Pages: 1    Go Up
Print



  Go Up

Jump to:  


CompFolio™ marks and indicators:
Entered   Not Interested   Not Won   Prize Received
Revisit   Won Waiting For Prize   Remove Mark


Australian Competitions Club | Powered by SMF Deluxe.
© 2001-2005, Lewis Media. All Rights Reserved.
Compingclub ™ © Australian Competitions Club
Page created in 0.0187 seconds with 8 queries.
Sunday 15 September 2019, 08:09:31 pm from 34.204.176.189