ernie and beryl are sitting on their back porch enjoying a beer and the last rays of the day when ernie suddenly blurts out-
"in all these years, i don't think i've ever told you just how much i really, really love you."

a delighted and surprised beryl replies with a girlish giggle, "is that you or the beer talking, dear?"

ernie replies "it's me...talking to the beer..."