RETARDED GRANDPARENTS                         
               (this  was actually reported by a teacher)               
                                                                         
After  Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their  holiday away from school.                 
                                                                         
                     One child wrote the  following:                     
                                                                         
     We  always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and  Grandpa.     
                                                                         
They  used to live in a big brick house but Grandpa got retarded and they moved to Batemans Bay  where everyone lives in nice little houses, and so they don't have to  mow the grass anymore!               
                                                                         
They ride around on their bicycles and scooters and wear name tags because they don't know who they are anymore.               
                                                                         
They  go to a building called a wreck center, but they must have got  it  fixed because it is all okay now. They do exercises there, but they don't do them very well.                           
                                                                         
There is a swimming pool too, but they all jump up and down in it with hats on. 
                               
At  their gate, there is a doll house with a little old man sitting in  it.
He watches all day so nobody can escape. Sometimes  they sneak out, and go cruising in their golf carts!                   
               
Nobody  there cooks, they just eat out. And,  they eat the same thing every night --- early birds.       
                                                                         
Some  of the people can't get out past the man in the doll  house.   
The  ones who do get out, bring food back to the wrecked center for pot luck.                                   
                                                                         
My  Grandma says that Grandpa worked all his life to earn his retardment and says I should work hard so I can be retarded someday  too.     
                                                                           
When  I earn my retardment, I want to be the man in the doll  house. Then  I will let people out, so they can visit their  grandchildren.   
                                                                         
                                                                         
                               PRICELESS!