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Win How to Avoid Being Eaten By Sharks

A collection of hilarious, nonsensical, witty and mischievous subjects – the best (and worst) advice for growing up.
There is one sure-fire method to avoid being eaten by sharks. Don’t go in the ocean.
How can you avoid being eaten by sharks? What does it mean to ‘skateboard’ someone? Is there a chance you could be abducted by aliens? Are there zombies hiding under your brother’s bed?

In this hilarious guide, John Larkin relates his tried and tested advice for navigating the mysteries of life, with a sprinkling of some the facts and history he’s discovered along the way. Accompanied by entertaining comic-style illustrations from Chrissie Krebs, this is an education not to be missed!

To enter, tell us how you can avoid being eaten by sharks.

Terms and Conditions:

1. Entry is open to all residents of Australia and New Zealand from 1 February 2024 to 29 February 2024. 2. Employees and the immediate families of the promoter and agencies associated with this promotion are ineligible. 3. The judge’s decision is final, and no correspondence will be entered into. 4. The first correct entries drawn from the competition in March 2024 will win a copy of the book. 5. The promoter accepts no responsibility for late, lost or misdirected mail. 6. The winners of the prizes will be notified by email in March 2024.