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« : Saturday 26 April 2008, 08:21:36 pm »
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This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries.....but now we know

If you put a woman on a pedastal and try to protect her from the rat race..you are a male chauvinist.
If you stay at home and do the housework...you are a pansy!
If you work too hard...there is no time for her.
If you don't work enough...you're a good-for-nothing bum!
If you mention how nice she looks...it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet...it's male indifference!
If you cry...you are a wimp.
If you don't...you are insensitive!
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy...that's domination.
If she asks you... it's a favour!
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear..you are a pervert.
If you don't...your gay!
If you keep in shape...your vain.
If you don't...your a lazy slob!
If you buy her flowers...you are after something.
If you don't...you are unromantic!
If she has a headache...she is tired.
If you have a headache...you don't love her anymore!
If you want "some loving"too often...you are oversexed.
If you don't ...there must be someone else!


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