WeWood Brisbane
Reasons to wear a watch include:
1. Not wanting to miss your daily date with a hotdog
2. You are a member of Public Enemy
3. You are a small white rabbit
4. Finally cracking the shits with that idiot hair past the freckle
5. Wanting to feel like you ‘grasp’ logic
6. Thinking they look fine. As in, fa-ine.
WeWood Watches satisfy reasons # 1, 4, 5, 6, (and maybe #3) and even throw in a few more:
7. Saving the world better than Captain Planet and his team of Lameos. Each piece is 100% recyclable and biodegradable. Eat that, sucketeers.
8. Excellent for killing trees that were born to be sustainably killed, which is handy for dendrophobes. Wear it like a decapitated trophy head. Although, in not-so-great news for dendrophobes, for every watch they sell, WeWood will plant a new tree. AND THAT TREE IS LOOKING AT YOU.
9. Having an excellent way to sleaze onto Colin Firth when next you see him. “We’ve both got the time, and, gnnh, the wood!” (Sorry, C-Firth. I am sorry) (But seriously...?)
10. They only weigh 42 grams. Which is like, double what a really sad movie with Sean Penn in it weighs.
12. Sometimes they are free.
Thanks to WeWood, we have a watch of your choice to give away. To enter, just answer the following question.
REASON NOT TO WEAR A WATCH
A) DEAD
B) IMPATIENT
C) TICKING SOUND IN HEAD
D) BEER O'CLOCK A FEELING
Send your answer, name, favourite WeWood watch and mailing address to
brisbane.win@thethousands.com.au. The winner will be notified by email. Subscriber only entry! Not a subscriber? It's free you dendrophobes. Sign up to
www.fourthousand.com.au
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