Facecloth
This is so very funny you've gotta read it
This has to be read, laughed at and passed on. There is not a
woman alive today who won't crack up over this!
I was due for a smear with the doctor later in the week. Early
one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell
me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I
had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it
was already around 8:45 am. The trip to his office took about
35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare.
As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over
hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going
to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs,
threw off my pyjamas, wet the facecloth that was sitting next
to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make
sure I was at least presentable. I threw the facecloth in the
clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and
raced to my appointment.
I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was
called in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped
up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and
pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million
miles away. I was a little surprised when the doctor said,
"My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?"
I didn't respond.
After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home.
The rest of the day was normal - some shopping, cleaning, &
cooking.
After school when my 7 year old daughter was playing, she
called out from the bathroom, "Mummy, where's my facecloth?"
I told her to get another one from the cupboard.
She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it
had all my glitter saved inside it."
NEVER going back to that doctor ever!!
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