Women will understand this!

[pixie666]

from a friend today

Women will understand this!
Men should memorize it!

Every woman knows that there are days when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be carried like a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!

Dangerous                  Safer                                       Safest                                                     Ultra Safe
 
What's for dinner?       Can I help you with dinner?        Where would you like to go for dinner?        Here, have some wine
 
Are you wearing that?    You sure look good in brown!     WOW! Look at you!                                Here, have some wine
 
What are you so worked up about?      Could we be overreacting?      Here's my paycheck.              Here, have some wine
 
Should you be eating that?   You know, there are a lot of apples left. Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?                                                                                                                                     Here, have some wine
 
What did you do all day?   I hope you didn't over-do it today.  I've always loved you in that robe!      Here, have some wine

Thirteen Things PMS Stands For:
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweatpants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff

13. Potential Murder Suspect

Forward this information to all of your friends and those who might need a good laugh ... and men who need a warning.

Oh, and have some wine.

[tweeti]

thanks , i so needed a laugh tonight

cheers, with wine in hand

tweeti