Tiger woods jokes

[pixie666]

"Crouching Tiger, hidden hydrant"

What does Tiger Woods have in common with baby seals?
They both get clubbed by Norwegians.

That’s the first time Tiger Woods has failed to drive 300 yards

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree ... he couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.

Perhaps Tiger should have used a driver

I find it's a nightmare driving at 2.05am: sometimes you can't see the Woods for the trees.

Tiger's wife went for him over a birdie.

What was the second worst part of Tiger's car accident? The police found the driver in the trunk.

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing.

What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

[Zoe]

lmao love em

[joey07]

Would Tiger’s wife be willing to forgive him if he changed his name to Cheatah?

Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife.
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Tiger Woods drove an Escalade into a tree. Pro golfers generally treat caddies better than that.

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.

Tiger Woods wasn’t seriously injured in the crash, but he’s still below par.

[snuggle1]

I think, playing a round.

[pixie666]

Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife.
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Tiger Woods 2009 Christmas card photo .........

[heiding]

poor ole tiger