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« : Friday 15 October 2010, 08:29:34 pm »
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During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?"
"Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No" he said. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want
a bed near the window?"

ARE YOU GOING TO TELL THIS TO SOMEONE ELSE … OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE?
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« Reply #1 : Friday 15 October 2010, 08:57:21 pm »
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Very Happy
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« Reply #2 : Saturday 16 October 2010, 12:05:43 pm »
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That made me laugh big time!
Thanks for the joke.
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