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An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.

 'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, then eat regularly again for 2 days then skip a day ... And repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds.'

 When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 lbs!

 'That's amazing!' the doctor said, 'Did you follow my instructions?'

 The Irishman nodded: 'I'll tell you what though, I taut I were going to drop dead on dat tird day.'

 'You mean from the hunger?' asked the doctor.

 'No, from the skippin!'