Take this banking survey and you could win a $300 UberEats voucher
We are doing a survey on banking, which is extremely boring because everything to do with finance is totally, painstakingly dull… we recognise that blandness should not be left unrewarded. That’s why we’re offering you a chance to score a $300 UberEats voucher as payment for your labour.
If I knew literally anything about banking other than how to order a new card after losing it for the third time in one month, I’d take the survey too. Unfortunately, the world of banking is a foreign concept to me. That’s why I’m banking on you, dear reader, to take one for the team.
All you need to do is fill out this quick survey and you’ll be in the running to cop a $300 UberEats gift voucher. That’s like… fifteen green curries with coconut rice delivered to your door.
We’re also in the coronavirus era of bougie restaurants offering their goods on delivery apps. You could host an extraordinarily opulent dinner from home. I once lived with a guy who would order food from fancy restaurants and then plate that food up as if he had cooked it himself before his guests arrived. I have never respected a man more.
You too could be like my beloved former housemate. Set your Tinder radius to 1km and find yourself a honey to win over with the degustation to end all degustations. No expense spared, baby.
I’ll just be here, patiently waiting by my mailbox, looking out for the invitation for the wedding that will ultimately be born from the feast won from this tiny little survey. Life is a movie and that movie is The Butterfly Effect, but like, with less violence and more roti bread.
Click here to fill out our survey for a chance to win a $300 UberEats gift card.
https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/bragbankingsurvey
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